I'm an old sourpuss.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Life's a dance, and I've four left hooves.

I’m like a literary siren, feeding off the negative emotions of fictional characters. Patreon

Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Can I speak to the manager?

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Hi. I'm just some guy, you know.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Old donkey from the north. Likes pie and strong black coffe.Avatar by KeePony: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/KeePony

I actually am a scientist!

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

Admin for various groups, occasional vectorer of screenshots, and writes stories like Cubic Zirconia, among other things.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Not a changeling.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

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loves tiaras.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Very occasionally, I post pony stories. Twilight Sparkle is the best pony. I drink my tea with milk, no sugar. Those would be the important bits.