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Kuwait is Dusty · 6:30pm Tuesday

First military deployment, and that's my basic impression. It's not even sand... it's dust everywhere.

Otherwise it's about what I expected. Ali Al Salem is just a stopover before I go to my supposedly nicer assignment in Jordan.

I guess this is my life now. Whoo...

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  • Breakneck Fantasy Scootaloo faces the reality of her life, and her dreams, with all she has left. by Verbose Mode 1,057 words · 550 views · 43 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Shooting for Friendship Sunset Shimmer wasn't doing so well, until Pinkie Pie found something to shoot for. Literally... with Airsoft guns. - [Slice of Life] by Verbose Mode 65,543 words · 4,965 views · 258 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Experience Point When a group of friends attending DragonCon get thrown across dimensions against their will, they are excited to learn that they are their characters. If only they knew what they were doing. by Verbose Mode 22,834 words · 948 views · 118 likes · 12 dislikes

F*** THIS PROMPT (Shit ideas, meet good writers. The winners.)

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Why the hell are you here?

um... hi?

Yeah it was just getting a little to serious for a troll thread.

Derpibooru has no built-in system for that, and I don't really sell anything but commissions. You can print my stuff yourself if you like!

i noticed that the thread on that Anti-Fascist group is locked now.
and btw, does DerpiBooru allow artists to sell prints at all?

I did , and no problem I enjoyed reading it as well .

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2401763 Yeah, I already saw that. That's actually the reason why I asked about you and deviantart.com. But nevermind.

I have issues with dA.com, namely that anything you post there belongs to them and they can sell it without your permission. I host off of derpibooru. You can find my uploads linked through my Art for Fanfiction page at the top!

Just out of curiosity, do you have an account on deviantart.com? Because I just saw your new cover art for S.F.F. and I gotta say, that is a masterpiece in its own right.

Uhmmm I saw you "katana" thread and well since it's locked I'd like to say something interesting I just discovered recently. Katana means sword. Literally. When I understood that I was like... holy fuck. It's interesting for sure. Tbh I remember a sort of documentary thing where they tested longswords vs katanas/whatever you want to call them and they showed the katana to be better. In any case I am more of a spear/warhammer guy. I'll admit I'm a total weeb when it comes to... "getting the feel" out of the characters I play in games. I like my characters up close and personal doing a barrage of relentless hits with the assault being swift and decisive. The katana generally feels like a weapon that abides by the "rule of cool". In any case I hope you don't mind this temporary waste of your time.

Just remeber, we're not psychic. Nobody just does stuff, you have to convince us you're awesome. I thought I'd give you the chance.

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