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Old Rage, Old Review · 5:57am Aug 25th, 2018

A long time ago I wanted to do Rage Reviews way back when. I found my old attempt to get into it.


I want to discover if I have that special place in my soul for shitty writing. Let's see if I calmly and snarkily make fun of this the whole way through, or if I snap like a dry twig and burn the whole thing down.

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The Six New Alicorns

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F*** THIS PROMPT (Shit ideas, meet good writers. The winners.)

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He’s a mean one...
Mr. Grinch!

Don't even start.

well... someone doesn't like fun

Ah, you....



I was interested in hearing feedback that wasn't exclusively positive. The readers who leave me comments seem to like it a lot, and you were the first to not like the pacing. For that alone, it was worth submission...The comments section needs a bit less "dick suckery" as my pre-reader liked to put it.

Anyone who can say that has my attention. Y’all are on the right track.

Hi there. Thanks for adding me to your watch list. Hopefully I'll be worth your attention. Please feel free to stop by my page or my story and leave a comment.

Why the hell are you here?

Yeah it was just getting a little to serious for a troll thread.

Derpibooru has no built-in system for that, and I don't really sell anything but commissions. You can print my stuff yourself if you like!

i noticed that the thread on that Anti-Fascist group is locked now.
and btw, does DerpiBooru allow artists to sell prints at all?

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Lots of people are smarter than me. I like to say what they said to sound even smarter.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love

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"If everyone is thinking alike then somebody isn't thinking." - Gen. G. S. Patton

"The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy

"Oh that? I thought of that while I was riding my bicycle." - Albert Einstein, on General Relativity

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka' but 'That’s funny...'" - Isaac Asimov

"Professing themselves to be wise, they become fools." - Romans 1:22

"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." - Steven Colbert

"I never said I was smart, mister, I just let you keep thinkin' that. Only thing I proved was that I'm a mite smarter than y'all." - Hailey Claire

"It takes a lot of things to prove you're smart, but only one to prove you're ignorant." - Don Herold

"It's really difficult for fanatic churchgoers to understand that God can't help me [up there]. I'm the only one who can help me." - Chuck Yeager

"You're only young once, but you can be immature forever!" - Germaine Greer

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgiving by the hand, lead him to a quiet place and kill him." - Mark Twain

"Timothy, 'fair' means I bring all my people home alive. Fuck the others." - John Clark, Rainbow Six

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"I think darkness is something people naturally deal with without being told they need to deal with it." - Private Chocolate Escort, /rage/ Skype chat

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