Hug your nearest alicorn.

Just trying to be better.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Who is this idiot?

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

Just some random guy. [Retired]

The man without a plan.

space is a waste

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

This is fiction. But it is based...

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

A real lady killer.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

ACAB | ♠️ | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for cleverpun's Critique Corner. | Donate via Ko-fi

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

My job and dream is to make people happy the best I can. I want to tell stories that make you readers laugh, sad, and emotional. If you readers are happy then I'm happy.

And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

What a beautiful Sunset.

My passions consume me https://ko-fi.com/crimsonwolf360 or https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4398966 if you wish to help them consume me further. Also I have a discord now https://discord.gg/BvKqTMEnjN

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

"I'll try sir."

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

I would totally go for a cookie right now.

A writer who grew from their many mistakes, and who still loves ponies deeply.

"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky