• Member Since 15th May, 2014
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Salvador Dickens


I am a humble genius, gracing fimfiction as a whole with my glorious presence.

Masterpieces
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I am the greatest writer on this lonely planet.

Age: 22
Weight: 186
Height: 6'5"

I attended Harvard at the age of eighteen, where I promptly dominated every subject like the incomparable intellectual body that I am. My major was in Biology, where I spent most of my time definitively disproving Evolution, Abiogenesis, and any other wack-job theory that dared contradict the teachings of Jesus Christ, the only man greater than me.

Truly I am unsurpassed in greatness, barring the divine.

All of my stories will be about Jesus Christ in some way, as his intelligence only rivals mine due to his omniscience.

Omniscience is the most important science of all.

If I leave a comment on your story, it will likely be far too complex for your simple mind to handle, and for that I apologize.

People I've outwitted:
Luminary
Garbo802
Regidar
Asop
RedShirt047
InfantHorizon
JarheadHME
TheMainManeMaineBrony <-----that sperg name
Europa
Noakwolf
Epsilon-Delta

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I'll tell you when I find out.

1172769 So what are you like when not being a troll? :duck:

Comment posted by Paddle Steamer deleted May 21st, 2014
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