You've all heard of what would happen if Twilight's friends had never came together in that one moment of time. This is what it would be like if it was an HIE beforehand. A very reasonably happening one at that.
Hi... The name's Mark Hampton. I've been stuck in the wilderness for a while now. My clothes have literally become torn rags, my phone is now dead as can be, and I have been kidnapped by Twilight Sparkle. May God have mercy upon my soul.