Hello, dear listener. Enter freely and of your own will. (Podfic narrator on hiatus; any pronouns)

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I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

The original Sunburst!

"Perhaps the story now goes beyond the book." - Cornelia Funke, Inkheart

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

Rockin' that fedora like Cary Grant.

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Diminutive Equine Novelist

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

[center]Bye guys[/center]

loves tiaras.

space is a waste

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

I used to be relevant!

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

What a beautiful Sunset.