I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

A frequent pegasus who posts infrequent stories.

I came here to eat breadcrumbs and indiscriminately shit on cars. And I'm all out of breadcrumbs...

None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)