Sorry about the extended absences, you lovely lot.
As you may well be aware, I've been rather busy as of late. What with the end of year exams, final coursework submissions and dissertation research looming, as well as the usual strain of work, I've been away from the site for longer periods than I would like. And, for the next couple of weeks, I'll be on even less. At least until the workload settles down a little bit.

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Hello there chaps. Have all y'all game savvy fellows heard the news yet?

Our Lord Gaben has outdone himself with Steam's new workshop, which allows us the privilege to pay for mods to games, which were once free! Praise be to you, Lord Gaben!

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A'ight, sorry for my absence on the forums as of late. I've been super busy with lots of deadlines to meet, so I was spending more time than I'd like in the... real world. It's a strange place, where there are no forums to join, or text to type, and I've been on this site for so long that I actually forgot that I'm not even really a lemon. Just some sorta short, shaved ape. It was very scary.

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Yessir, I'll be gone for a little while. About a week, in fact. I'm very busy doing all sorts of real-world, non-lemon work and whatnot, so I might not be all that active on the forums and such. Don't cry: I shan't be long. I just thought I'd tell y'all so you don't think I've been squeezed or peeled or anything like that. After this period, I shall resume work on my fanfictions. Sorry for the length of time between updates. I'm a busy lemon.
Stay fruity, pals,
- Lemon

Well, I decided to treat myself and just went binge shopping online.
Now, don't get me wrong, I bought a lot of cute new clothes, and a wonderful new pair of shoes, but I am now poor as dirt. Go me.
Send help, money and / or cans of beans. Just, please: don't throw them at my face.
Oh, yeah. Happy Holidays, y'all.

Pretty hyped for tomorrow.
Now, the real challenge is finding somewhere to watch the ruddy thing.

From now on, Bananas are my thing.
I've gone full Banana now and nothing can stop me.
Lemons are stupi-
...
I'm sorry. I can't bring myself to call lemons stupid. Not even for an April Fools joke.
- TheBananaBloke

Indeed. Happy St. Patrick's day to all ya muppets.
Make sure to wear something green and drink responsibly, those of youse who aren't wee babbies no more.
In the meantime, I'll continue to write about horses and pretend to be a lemon.

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Sorry for leaving y'all without much lemon content for the last couple of days.
I was very busy with real world, non-lemon related things. No time for tomfoolery.
But I'm back now, fear not, and I'm still working on lots of equine related content.
Are you all hyped for season 5 of My Lovely Horse? I know I am.
Shoot me some messages down below on what you look forward to the most!

And boy, does it feel good.

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