I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

"Leave it to Admiral Biscuit to enter the contest, write its first entry as well, and disprove my expectations in one fell swoop." —Chicago Ted

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Another one bites the dust.

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

A phantom of shadows and darkness that wander this site in search of Spike fanfics. May the darkness be with you.

Everything I wrote, I stole from someone else; Including this sentence.

Just someone who read a few fanfics and got inspired to write his own.

Used to write a lot more on FimFic some time ago, left for a bit, but want to get into the groove again.

A guy who likes Pones, MtG, and who doesn't have an Alicorn OC. Shocking, isn't it?

Pinkie Pie is Sexiest Pone.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

Booping, romance, silly stuff, drama, I write it all. Mostly just booping, though.

Roaming Reader of FimFiction. Also retired from making Brony Fanfiction. Far as I know anyway. :P

Hey everypony! New to the whole 'open' scene of ponies, as I have been lurking since mid season 2.

I'm Pinkamena Dashie Pie. I work at the rainbow factory. I need to draw a number today to help me make some awesome 'Cupcakes' My favorite Creation: Rarity It was the best cupcake ever!

I am a big Spike fan, so most of my fanfics will have Spike and/or CMC as the main hero's. If you have come here for some logic than this is the wrong place...maybe

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

writer, reader, fellow brony, and tries to be a good friend.

Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

favorite characters are as follows in no particular order. Zecora, Luna, Fluttershy, Spike, Berry Punch, Lyra & BonBon, Vinyl Scratch, & Discord, Oh and Big Mac (as long as he's gay).

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"