Fuck. Known one day as 'Mistress Spectrum'.

I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

No.

Is best tree

I will catch Spider-Man with ghosts while my son jumps out of a window.

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

TO THE SUN!!!! Or something like that. ._.

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

May the floss be with you.

"The light shineth in darkness and the darkness comprehended it not."

Brony, furry, and raging bisexual. Nice to meet y'all!

Too much to write; too little time

Horrifically Fun

8000 soldiers!

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Original Works. It was a good run.

You are worth far more than you know, friend. :)

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Now that I have your attention, you may not leave anymore. What's that? Fine. Go. I didn't even want to keep you here anyways.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Done.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Join the dark side! We have ponies!

Are you a Rebel?

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I like hanging stuff on cliffs. They dangle so nicely till the next chapter arrives.

Another one bites the dust.

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Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

I give folk what they want, nothing more. And that just happens to be poorly thought out Fanfics with bad updating schedules

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Unicorn Developer

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