Is that a Hermes Blastia converting massive quantities of aer into your pants... or are you just happy to see me?

Humans... Humans everywhere

I put out fires, write stories, other fun stuff in between too~

Oh look, a bio.

"There's no such thing as half a sandwitch. It's only a smaller sandwitch." -Me

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

I have returned.

Waterworn doesn't mean squat when you're an eternal flame, baby!

All hail, Twilight Sparkle.

Technically not procrastinating.

What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

The second someone favorites your fanfiction, you have a responsibility to finish it. Someone showed faith in your story, show that you are worthy of it.

heads under our beds

That guy? Yeah. That's me. I'm that guy.

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

Just a writer, writin'.

i can't write. but, i can come up with ideas for hie fics

The slightly insane brony out to just have fun and hope to get a little praise along the way. Nice to meet you!

Black Lives Matter, this isn't hard

Don't ask.

Ooooh! Butunz!

I'm a writer, always have been always will be. My intrests are for making stories mostly about Changelings, because really; they need love to. Enjoy my stories, leave a like and comments.

The arguments I have within my own head are legendary.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

I'm not looking for glory, I'm not looking for fame, I just want to get my thoughts and stories out there.

I just want to have my head patted.

*Hits blunt* Lobsters are like mermaids for scorpions. *Wheeze* Cookie dough is the sushi of desserts. *Hits blunt again* Surely, if tomatoes are a fruit, then that makes ketchup a jam.

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

Maybe trying to turn a hobby into a job isn’t always the right choice.

An on again-off again Australian FIMfiction author. I like to write stories, be they good or bad. I always have an idea in my head just waiting to be used. I love to write and will continue to do so.

A writer of many accounts. I've done writing before so I'm perfectly confident that I can bring wonderful stories to anyone who will take the time to read them.

Sum fluffy thing managed to get a hold of a computer...that fluffy thing was me.

Male from Paramount CaClass of 2012 Paramount High School Garduate

"gg i deserve challenjour"

But a day shall arise. When the dark Daedra's lies, will be forever silenced. And Fair Equestira will be free of foul evils maw!

Man, those were some good tacos.

Behold, the coming oblivion. 'Twas the end of our era, and the beginning of our great work. -Emet Selch