I'm as close to a Princess as you can get without being in a Disney movie.
"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."
I suppose an introduction is in order. I'm caliginous, Prince of Illusions. And other things. I'm not talking about them.
a nerdy, weekend farmhand of the south. an aspiring noob writer With practice, i'm going to see how good i can be. (I Have No F***ing Idea What I'm Doing)