What are those ill feelings you have? Directed towards the one you love most in the world. It's wrong isn't it? To feel that way?

Isn't it?

Princess Luna doesn't know anymore.

Set 1000 years ago.
Audio reading by TheDizzyDan.
Audio reading by Plagen Shiki.

Changelings are marching on Canterlot. In a last ditch effort to save themselves, the Princesses attempt to summon the great hero and saviour known only as 'The Doctor' to Equestria.

He's much more vulgar than they anticipated...and very affirmative that he is not in fact a doctor, or hero, or generally a nice person.

Expect lots of swearing! Contains improbable sexual humor and potentially offensive humor.
Crossover with The Thick of it, along with plenty of Doctor Who references.

The Great and Powerful Trixie has seen better days. She's barely able to make ends meet and is too prideful to accept help, which she debates she even deserves. Deciding that giving up just isn't her style, Trixie develops a cunning plan to return to the public eye and restore her fractured image.

A flash of inspiration provides her with the perfect opportunity. Take up the mantle of an already established hero, and then reveal yourself as having been them all along. Completely foolproof!

Trixie's pursuit of fame and fortune opens up a whole new world of problems for her however, and Shining Armor's meddling only complicates matters further. Just how long can Trixie keep her charade up? Is a travelling showmare all she's destined to be?

Featured 05/02/16

Twilight Sparkle regrets a lot of decisions. Not spending more time with her family. Wasting away in a library rather than being out making friends, among other things. But when she can she attempts to make right what she feels she has done wrong.

And an opportunity to do that has presented itself.

When her friends return from Manehatten having encountered a former enemy, Twilight sets off in search of somepony Great and Powerful, to do what she feels she should have done a long time ago.

Sometimes though, the damage done can't be repaired, mistakes aren't forgiven, and the opportunity passes by.

Takes place after Season 4.

It is a dark time for Equestria. Rumours are circulating about conflict forming between the Princesses, rumours which soon turn out to be true when the moon doesn't set one day. It quickly becomes apparent that one Princess has turned on the other, but no one is sure who has done what, or who the enemy is.

Panic occurs quickly, sides are swiftly taken and loyalties are questioned as ponies start to take up arms against one another in support of their chosen ruler.

Now ponies loyal to Celestia and Luna are ready to charge at one another, some out of loyalty, some out of bravery, and some because it's what they were told to do. Right now they are just waiting, since neither particularly wants to make the first move.

This is not an action story! Much more of a calm before the storm sort of thing.
From the p.o.v. of a nameless pony. Contains profanity.

Tyrion Lannister finds himself shipwrecked on the shores of Equestria, alone and outnumbered, with nothing left but the haunting memories of his past. With no other options available, he sets out into this new land to do what he has done his whole life, survive.

Though his life in Westeros may be over, this new land could be the perfect opportunity to start anew, however the Ponies of Equestria may not be as accepting to a new species as Tyrion hopes, and when the Princesses become involved, Tyrion will find that even when your at your lowest, things can get a lot worse before they get better.

Takes place after Game of Thrones Season 4, so beware of spoilers. Crossover with the TV series only, disregarding the books. Rated Teen for Language and generally all things Tyrion.