A Brony who got his account to keep track of all the good writers, and decided to try for himself.
Two facts according to the internet. 1. Your mother is the largest object in the known universe. 2. Despite fact 1, everyone still slept with her for some reason.
Behold, the coming oblivion. 'Twas the end of our era, and the beginning of our great work. -Emet Selch