Hail Kenny, full of boats, the Stache is with thee.
Blessed art thou among urbans, and blessed is the fruit of thy loins, Ken Jr.
Holy Kenny, Father of Duck, pray for us shitbirds, now and in the hour of our bite.
Amen.
The Hail Kenny
The Hail Warfstache
Hail Warfstache, full of meat, Tiny Box Tim is with thee.
Blessed art thou among Slendermen, and blessed is the fruit of thy loins, Smitty Werberjagermanjensen.
Holy Wilfred, Father of Browny, pray for us vegetarians, now and in the hour of our laughter.
Amen.
The Best Of The Best! Pt.1
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Past Sins Can Nightmare Moon, reborn without her hate, ever escape her past? 201,810 words · 12,539 · 382
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Vinyl and Octavia: University Days Vinyl Scratch and Octavia go to university. 71,075 words · 8,040 · 128
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The SweetieMash Chronicles The Cutie Mark Crusaders decide they need to expand their numbers, but things quickly go awry when their first target begins sobbing on the spot. Sweetie Belle soon finds herself roped into hanging out with the young colt. 115,461 words · 2,315 · 60
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Bad Future Crusaders One fateful night in Equestria everything changed. The princesses were gone, and a new ruler had taken their place. Years have passed since that event. Ponies have grown up, aged, and changed with the times. Tonight their story begins. 138,142 words · 541 · 26
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The Gift of the Mash Button Mash tries to help Sweetie Belle have a good Hearths Warming experience 13,426 words · 1,002 · 27
The Best Of The Best! Pt.2
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The Perfect Day Canterlot is under my hoof. Celestia doesn't seem to understand that. 5,754 words · 230 · 30
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Demolished Side story to "The Not-So-Normal Adventures of King Sombra and Pinkie Pie". Pinkie reflects on her relationship with Sombra after she finds out he's been injured from Tirek's attack on the Golden Oaks Library. 9,485 words · 273 · 8
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If Memory Serves Odd how some things stick in one's memory—certain places, personalities, sounds, even smells. Touching on one of these elements can cause a lifetime of experiences to come flooding back. And just as quickly, they're gone. 5,075 words · 320 · 10
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Unrequited Twilight has always loved mysteries. Almost nothing could compare to the joy she feels when finding an answer to a question no pony knew. But now she's solved a mystery with an answer she doesn't want, and it's one she can never forget 14,559 words · 956 · 29
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Your Prince is in Another Castle When Button Mash makes a choice, he's left living with the consequences for six years, but the result is not at all what he expected. Now, the mare he let get away is back and looking for answers, but will the be the answers she expected to hea 11,254 words · 134 · 2
