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Self-taught writer from Las Vegas, Nevada. I have no idea what I'm doing, but it seems to be working out okay so far. (Enjoying my writing? How about a tip? https://ko-fi.com/type_writer )

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

Nothing much to say. Read fanfics for a while. Finally decided to make an account to comment and put my 2 cents in. Not sure if I'll ever get a story out.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

My Little Puny: A Play on Words

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Done.

I AM NOT A SPY SENT FROM THE WORLD OF CHICKENS TO TAKE YOUR PRODUCE FOR OUR OVERLORD SCOOTALOO! I PROMISE!

Just some random guy. [Retired]

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Retired

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

I'm a college student who is a primetime procrastinator. Not much of a good combination but I'll be damned if I'm not an awesome friend.

Celestia's exhausted personal paperweight.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

space is a waste

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I like writing stories. I also watch MLP