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I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

Just another semi-successful clop writer

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

So depressed and disenfranchised with reality that I NEED ponies to keep me sane by this point.

mwap

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

I'm alright, at least so far...

Frequent reader, less-than-infrequent writer.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Nincompoop

Are you ready, kids?

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

There's never been a writer here.

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An alternate account for KnightMysterio, containing almost all his adult-related pony works.

Hysterical. Glacial.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

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Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.