Just a pile of meat and chemicals that writes romantic, comedic and sexual stories and comics.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Too much to write; too little time

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

You ever wonder why we're here?

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

Writer. What else do you need to know?

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

The Swap Father.

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"