Alright, let's give this a shot.
a teaspoon of chaos a day keeps the boredem at bay....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPfMb50dsOk
Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?
I don't mean to be rude, friend, but if you take one more diddly darn step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck. And wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh?