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Just because I'm imaginary doesn't mean I don't exist.


"Boring"? (Story Challenge!!!) · 3:49am May 17th, 2018

Pinkie Pie: Surprise! Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie, and I threw this party just for you! Were you surprised? Were ya? Were ya? Huh huh huh?
Twilight: Very surprised. Libraries are supposed to be quiet!

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New story announcement! · 11:21pm Oct 15th, 2015

I've more-or-less completed my next MLP story, and I'll be handing it over to my Trusted Editor™ for the final editing.

Unfortunately, my Trusted Editor™ has informed me that Real Life has become slightly more hectic than usual on his side of things, so it's going to take a little while longer before he can take a look at my fanfic (and finish editing a non-MLP story I sent him previously).

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What I Choose to Read · 12:46am Jul 5th, 2014


Good evening.

I’ve decided to write this down so I don’t have to repeat myself.

There have been several of you fans who have requested me to give an opinion of your written works of several fandoms, besides MLP:FiM.

And sadly, I’ve had to turn a few of you down.

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Say what? · 3:00pm Sep 26th, 2013

Well, I just got a reply to my submission request to have "Only An Imaginary Friend" featured on Equestria Daily.

This was their reply:

Thank you for submitting your story to Equestria Daily. Unfortunately, I am unable to recommend it for posting. This is your first strike.

Reasons for rejection:

Paragraph spacing (Long Description on FimFiction)

Uninteresting first scene (geography lesson)

Doubled punctuation (??, !!)

Applejack's accent is too thick

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