I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

Yep.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

I write pony fiction and I love it! Tell me what you think and you never know, I may use it!

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

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okay now kiss!

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Fangirl of Sunset Shimmer and Luna, sewer of fleece plushies, writes mainly oneshots.

Suggest who you want to see next in the Heartwarming moment series in my Blog.

im star dust,i love everyone who has a beautiful personalty and i do not care about any negative opinions you have :3

Applejack is best pony.

The people who give you a smile every time you look at them are my favorite kind of people.

I'm glad you're alive.

I write pony, eat food, wash, rinse, repeat.

Rainbow Dash is best pony. Bro Hoof. Take Care

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Now officially ded and Lurking indefiniTely

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

Writer/Admin/Title VII requirement for Horse News; humanized/equestria girls fanfic writer. Pardon my grit

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

Done.

Ahoy~!

I'm just a guy who loves to write.

Registered on: February 23, 2012