I leave the site for a couple of days and this happens.

Edit: Aaand, I can’t actually hide the message pestering me to turn off Adblock. Ten points from Hufflepuff.

Let's say there's a pony on the show you want to murder.

Gruesomely.

With a baseball bat with rusty nails in it.

And a machine gun.

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As the loading screen for Madden NFL 17 appears on screen, showing a slideshow of various very enthusiastic-looking American men clad in enough armour to stop a bullet at ten paces, I'm filled with a sense of foreboding for two reasons. One, I've broken my long-standing boycott of EA to get this game, and I'm wondering if I was right to start giving such a despicable company my money again. Two, this is the first time I've played a Madden game since 2009 -- long enough for me to forget

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...there will always be writers and artists out there more talented and popular than me. That's today's Depressing Thought.

? Doo be do, regular fea-ture! ?

I shouldn't be getting this much visceral pleasure from watching Nazi and fascist brains explode in slow motion... should I?

It's never happened to me, but it did happen to my sister a while back. She was about eleven, and was in love with Nintendogs. She was very attached to one pup in particular -- a husky named Lucky. She treated that virtual pooch like he was her own.

Now, one day, our aunt comes visiting and she brings along our six-year-old cousin, who asks my sis if she can play Nintendogs. She agrees, but gives her very strict instructions to not do anything with it except play with the dogs.

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If I happen to disappear until 2025 or so, you'll know why.

So, I recently discovered that I quite like big, muscular mares and sinewy stallions, and in an attempt to broaden my writing horizons, I thought I might like to write a musclepone fic once in a while. What do you guys think?

As it happens, I've already got an idea for a short fic involving a certain princess of the night...

Well, turns out that the final year of college involves lots of hard work. Who'da thought?

Yeah, I've been snowed under with work lately. But the good news is, I should have much more free time from Thursday onwards. I've got another fic in the works, and hopefully I'll be able to get it done by Christmas day. Until then, thanks for bearing with me, and happy holidays to all!

With the possible exception of comedy, erotica is hands-down the hardest genre of writing to get right. One slip, and your perfectly crafted sex scene immediately goes tits up. As a connoisseur of fanfic, I've read many a terrible sex scene or erotic fic in my time, and have compiled a short list of the things that I personally cannot stand to see in any form of erotic prose.

IKEA Erotica

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