Hug your nearest alicorn.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

We don’t call it a comeback.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

God, I'm so sorry.

Just your average pony nothing to see here!

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I used to write stories but don't anymore. Ha Ha! Permanent hiatus.