I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

God, I'm so sorry.

After seeing huge bursts of power from one universe a Q decides to investigate

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

A person who does person things.

Are you a Rebel?

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

Life is Work. Work is pain. Therefore: Life=Potato

Made from 100% potato.

I like games, and ponies, but mostly games, and mostly ponies, but Definitely cookies!

Not Really Around Anymore

"Love is friendship set to music." -Joseph Campbell

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....