Me. Take it or leave it.

Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I'm not exactly the best of writers... I hope to dear god I'm not the worst.

I WILL do better. I promise.

I can be both a positive sunflower and a cynical f**k. It depends which life I am living. (Formerly known as Riffmaster)

Welcome, fellow readers of MLP:FiM fanfiction. I am Honeytongue, and hopefully you will enjoy reading my stories, as much as I do writting them.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

It's not getting from A to B. It's not the beginning or the destination that counts. It's the ride in between that matters

I'm just a simple guy who got into ponies. Nothing more, and nothing less.

Don't spend your whole youth saving up for your old age, instead spend your youth doing what you want. Deal with the rest later. You'll be forgotten in 100 years, so might as well enjoy life now.

Such Brony. Many Fanfic. So Author Wow