'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? (He/Him)

Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

Brony. Gay Brony. Gay Brony sailing the Gallbar ship (and others) until death do us part. Come follow my random gay self on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ParkerPenpony

This is fiction. But it is based...

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

A hopeless Luna fanatic, and a nerd of all (or at least most) things video game-related. Favorite games include Pokémon, Super Smash Bros, BlazBlue, Metroid Prime, Donkey Kong Country, and more.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

*This space currently for rent*

space is a waste

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."