And sometimes, when the world is already burning, there is little more to do but dance with the flames...

"You will be EXTERMINATED: With Lemons!"

I write bat-pone and moth-pone. I'm an expert on both.

"Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal has dared to dream before." - Edgar Allen Poe

I write terrible fan fiction and I'm generally a terrible person; you only think I'm joking...

Hiya! The name's Smiley! I just like to write really random stories in my spare time :P I also like to proofread other peoples stories, so if you are in need of one, send me a PM!

Any normal person would have stopped bothering by now.

mwap

An account that has set sun.