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Teddy The Unicorn


悪いチーズ

Feb
21st
2020

DO HORSES SMOKE WEED · 4:02pm Last Friday

what happens if a horse smokes weed

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Feb
20th
2020

SunsetGlimmerSparkle? · 4:28pm Last Thursday

PlEAsE AllLOw ThesE LEsBIanS tO Be IN LOv E

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Feb
20th
2020

the epic trio · 1:49pm Last Thursday

we all know that the best 3 ponies are the named-after-something-in-the-sky trio.

sunset shimmer, starlight glimmer, and twilight sparkle are best ponies and they are all IN LOVE and i am writing this

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Feb
17th
2020

writing prompt challenge: hot pony sex and gasoline! · 8:27pm 6 days ago

WRITING PROMPT CHALLENGE

Must involve: KY jelly, bananas, gasoline & hot pony sex!

Characters: Rarity, Rainbow Dash 

Rarity shoved the banana in and out of her girlfriends hot wet pussy, covered in heated lubricant. 

“I think we should get out the gasoline!” Rarity said dominantly, holding up a tub of gasoline. 

“No!” Rainbow cried. It was too late. 


Rarity got a funnel and stuffed it in Rainbow’s asshole. She poured the gasoline through the funnel. 

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Feb
15th
2020

Like, I don't have sex with horses... but Applejack is lowkey kind of sexy sometimes. · 1:17am February 15th

Feb
15th
2020

Twilight is now best pony · 12:45am February 15th

Twilight is best pony that's on FACTS

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Feb
13th
2020

i basically predicted season 9's finale · 8:21pm February 13th

bruh my story villians alike is basically what happened in season 9's finale except better


jk

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Feb
11th
2020

"Sailor Moon & The Guardians of Respecting Women!" · 8:16pm February 11th

The Sailor Senshi, the gaurdians of sexual assault! 

Creepy frog men are going around raping women. They bring the dark rape energy to the Queen Vaginallia to feed her vagina. Her boobs enlarge as they feed her more rape energy. 

“In the name of Uterus, I’ll castrate you!” 

Sailor Uterus shouted as she launched her highest level attack, banana chop! 

“Ouch!” Shouted the man as Sailor Uterus chopped off his penis. 

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Feb
8th
2020

high · 12:09am February 8th

i went to the store, bought a Singular block of brie. then i went to mcdonalds and got my usual with an extra 10 chicken nuggets for when im high later. the chicken nuggets were such a good idea THANK U sober me!

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Feb
7th
2020

my book is out on ebook and paperback! · 2:57pm February 7th