♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

hay i love reading fanfiction and my favorite charecter is Twilight!!

Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

Admin of Straight Shipping and SpikeDash among others. I write half-stories.

Um. Hi!

"Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett.

derpy, luna, and sweetie belle are my fav mlp characters. am native american, irish, dutch, french, british, scottish, czech, slovakian, german, yadda yadda yadda.

I've never seen a place that's quite like this. Everything is turned around; this crazy world is upside down.

I like to pretend that I know what I'm doing.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.