I have no idea what I'm doing.

Purveyor of Pony Parables & generally too-serious MLP fan.

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"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. " -The Hat Mann

Just your friendly neighborhood Salnalus. Writing stories and pointless blog posts. Feel free to check them out, and stuff.

A Young Homosexual Alone in The Corner, Crying – Suttree, Cormac McCarthy.

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