Being a party planner, apprentice baker, babysitter, Element of Harmony, member of Princess Twilight's Council, and even spending her younger years as a rock farmer has kept Pinkie Pie busy every day of her life. Every. Single. Day. But, Pinkie being herself, isn't overwhelmed or overworked, no, not at all! No, really, she isn't. No joke. When fate just happens to clear her schedule for just one day, just one day out of so many, how will she react? What will she do? Quick answer: nothing. Long answer: this story.

Randomly inspired to make this story. Hence random tag. Decided to write it in between writing chapters for my other stories. Don't worry, those are coming too.

Rated teen for alcohol reference, no other reason.

Albert Arlington has suffered a lot recently. He had been sentenced to life in Alcatraz Prison, betrayed and murdered by his allies, and sent to Hell to relive the failure of his escape while simultaneously fighting off a zombie outbreak that just seemed to get stronger and stronger by the minute. He may have escaped the dreaded cycle of purgatory that he had gotten far too used to, and enacted revenge on the men who had put him there in the first place, but he is still forced to suffer. He wakes from his incarceration in the demonic Alcatraz in none other than Tartarus, guarded by none other than Cerberus himself. Al has developed a skill for coming up with ways to escape seemingly endless torment. The only question he asks this time is what will be waiting to torment him next. Because whenever Al thinks that he is out of the woods at last, there is always a thorn in his side.

Karl Pilkington never asked for adventure, he never wanted to be in big parties or do exotic things or participate in extreme sports. He quite enjoyed having a quiet life in northern England with his girlfriend. All that changed, however, when he was sent abroad multiple times for three seasons of the television program An Idiot Abroad. Karl is now fairly certain he is out of the woods from danger now, a few years after season 3 and having gone to nearly all popular tourist attractions on Earth already. Little does he know, there is a whole other world waiting to annoy him in every way possible. How will he react? I think we all know the answer to that, but let's read the story anyway.

Rated teen for language.

Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle are inspired to become salesponies after reading one of Rarity's Entrepreneurship Digest magazines. They agree to sell chocolate bars, and have very little luck getting anypony to buy one. Inspired by the SpongeBob episode "Chocolate With Nuts," which is why it is listed as "crossover." This is my first fic, and I thought it would be a good idea to make my first post a reference to the SpongeBob episode which inspired my username and avatar. Hope you enjoy!