I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

I'm a nut with too many people in his head that all want their story told.

Sonson-sensei here, how's it hanging my precious students. Not much I can say about myself in such a short blurb but I'm a writer and artist that happens to like ponies. Rarity is best pony.

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

My Linktr.ee

An off-again-on-again writer and father of a pony-fan. Incessant poking will make me write more/faster, by the way. (That's not sarcasm—I need reminders to write.)

[center]Bye guys[/center]

It's raining. It's always raining D: Why did I move here again...

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

A fellow traveler...

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

O.F.P.

The beauty of thought. The infinity there. Nowhere is as near as I to anywhere. Everywhere is the same from some point in thought and the same point is in some thought from everywhere. ~ Sun Ra

Amateur illustrator and MLP fan from West Virginia. Obviously my favorite food is hamburgers. And obviously Applejack is best pony.

You ever wonder why we're here?

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

A groovy mystery, gang.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Moderator of Protect Celestia. Aside from that I'm a prereader/writer who farts about this site to an excessive degree. Currently have three stories going at the moment.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Purveyor of substandard horse-words since 2012. [they/them]

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

I type stories using my hands