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bahatumay


Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

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During a regular lunch period at CHS, Granny Smith brings out a cupcake, but it isn't just any cupcake. It's an almost-better-than-sex cupcake.

There is only one.

There can be only one way this ends. There can only be one winner.

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Family History sounds boring... until you learn one of your ancestors was a legendary outlaw. That’s what Scootaloo learned, and it was awesome.

Then Scootaloo learned she gave up being an outlaw for no good reason. What gives?


Written for Scribblefest 2018.

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Wind Shear is a writer. Technically. He hasn’t written a word in years. In a last-ditch effort to get some inspiration, he heads to a little town, where he learns of the legend of a strange monster who lives in the forest nearby.

Turns out she’s not so bad once you get to know her.


Written for (and winner of!) the Late Halloween Gorgony Contest.
Coverart by Robipony.

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This story is a sequel to New Lyrics: Friendshipping Sonata Dusk and Pinkie Pie


While skateboarding one day, Rainbow Dash saw Adagio Dazzle somewhere in an alleyway. Instantly convinced she’s up to no good, she tries tracking her down.

It doesn’t quite go as expected.

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Ledger Line is an accountant, and a unicorn at that. He can't grow a thing to save his life, which is bad because he's currently the owner of Cherry Jubilee's cherry orchard, and it's drowning in debt.

Enter Applejack. Applejack is an earth pony, not so good with numbers but definitely good at working in an orchard. She doesn't talk about herself much, but he's not about to question his only hope for saving the orchard. Things like her constant recurring nightmares and that hawk she always carries can stay, along with her cherry pies and business sense, if he's got any hope for saving the orchard.


If you've ever seen Ladyhawke, you know where this is going.

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It is no secret that Princess Luna has been a bit irritated lately. That may all change when she discovers a group of strange ponies while out Dreamwalking. Strange ponies, with leathery wings, fangs, slitted pupils, fur-tufted ears, and a strange fondness for fruit. These are they who become her confidants, her allies, her warriors... her friends. These, the Soldiers of the Night.


Written for the second contest for this group.
Inspired by this song.

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It’s been a year since Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle got their cutie marks. Clearly, they have to celebrate.

But how?


Little fluff written for (and runner-up in) the Cutie Mark(ed) Crusaders Contest #4.

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It all started when Shining Armor decided he wanted to meet Cadence's parents. Turns out he has; he helped blow him up.

Join Shining Armor as he hears from Cadence's point of view how little Mi Amore Cadenza, daughter of King Sombra and True Heir to the Crystal Empire, came to Canterlot; and just what made her into the Cadence he knows and loves today.


Suggested by this story.

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As a Wonderbolt, Rainbow Dash has an image to maintain. So when she claims to have a boyfriend in the form of a pony named Macintosh, and everypony believes her, the only option for her is to make it true.

Somehow.


Written for (and winner of!) the MacinDash Contest 2.0.

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This story is a sequel to Twilight Sparkle Becomes a Changeling Queen, Book 1


Twilight Sparkle is a changeling queen. She has found herself back at the old hive, with old memories... and new opportunities. She brings a new, more pony perspective to changeling problems; and she's very excited to experiment at finding new solutions with the help of her willing and eager subjects.

But some things do not change. A queen must also defend her subjects from any who would do them harm...


Set after season three.

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