Sticks and stones, man. Sticks and stones.

It's called a hustle, sweetheart.

My name is Shadow

Not Today, Try Tomorrow

My three favorite things are anime, porn, and sandwiches.

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

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I'm totally sophisticated and smart. You see that cute kid in the picture? He represents my very soul... and my expert use with Google Images. I AM SMART DAMMIT

>tfw you realise you're a generic white girl

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

World's Sexiest Fanfic Writer, Self-Proclaimed

I'm a brony that loves FIM, hoping to publish a few books someday so hope you enjoy my ever improving writting. ^^ If you would like to support me https://www.patreon.com/Codyhiggins?ty=h

Hi, name's SabreXio. If you read any of my stories, I would really appreciate a rating and/or comment as they really give me purpose to write. Thanks

Formerly Chessboard_Jack. I have evolved.

Completely mad, balding superhero :D

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

My name is Vetnern and I write stories!

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

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A bit silly, pretty logical. More than a little crazy.