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Professor of Antiquities at Pallomare University and a consulting editor at Polo House, Inc. Publishing. (Semi-retired). Occasionally goes by the pen name 'Dragontrapper'
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Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies
"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019
Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.
A brony living in the states that really likes Fallout.
Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.
MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.
Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.
The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.
I admit to being a geek. Wanted an outlet to try writing, as it seems to clear my thoughts.
Oh wait, I can add a short bio in the account settings. I never knew.
Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?
I love meeting new people, but they terrify me.
Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.
I'm actually a super-intelligent dog wearing glasses.
Been writing since high school. It's rare for a fandom to inspire fiction in me, and MLP:FiM has done so. So, here I am.
A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.
I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...
Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.
Amateur illustrator and MLP fan from West Virginia. Obviously my favorite food is hamburgers. And obviously Applejack is best pony.