• Member Since 5th Feb, 2014
  • offline last seen Aug 28th, 2016

Count Weirdly

Just your average everyday evil genius, looking to share stories about ponies with the world!

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Found 2 stories in 17ms

Total Words: 8,102
Estimated Reading: 32 minutes


Who says stallions can't become Alicorns?
Pretty much everyone. But that's only because they've never SEEN one! There's no medical studies, scientific whatzit, or ANYTHING that proves that conclusively!
And so it was that the great Gerard set out, to prove to two worlds that you can accomplish anything as long as you have the powers of Friendship and Magic on your side.
Dark gypsy magic, that is.

Rated Teen for:
Sexual Humor
Crude Humor
Mild Language

Chapters (4)

Braeburn, a simple farmpony, and Quinlinn, a normal pony with an average past, become millionaires after creating what historians will call "the greatest snackfood of all time", a crazy and daring combo of Nutella and taco salad!

Follow the dynamic duo as they make loads of bits, fight corporate giants, and look good doing it in this odd tale that will bring absolutely no tears to your eyes!

I do not own any of the Nutella corporation, aside from the container of it in my cabinet.
Taco Salad is not a trademark of Taco Bell.
The reader is solely responsible for any mental anguish due to fanon smashing, headcanon busting, or lack of actual Quinburn shipping.

Rated Teen for:
Drug Use
Sexual Themes

Chapters (2)
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