"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

New Account: LemonadeRaid

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

I write fics just like I play the tuba. I wing it, and hope the fart that comes out sounds at least somewhat right.