I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

I would totally go for a cookie right now.

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

*Transforms into Lord Darius Crowley and cleaves everyone on Earth to death with my bare fists*

The magic comedy hoers.