And so, in your despair, you come, at last, to me...

The name's Madness. Madness Abe. Ok, Bond reference out of the way, I'm just another normal...screw that, I'm just another random guy on this site who doesn't know yet if he'll write anything yet.

Just a plain user here with a penchant for stories, roleplay, computers, and SCIENCE. Also looking into writing my own stories too! Just as soon as I fix my horrendous English... Oh, and I do art too.

Who let the dogs out?

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Does he even write stories anymore? Geez, what a flufflenugget.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

"I will forge my own way, then, where I may not be accepted, but I will be myself. I will take what they called weakness and make it my strength." ~Rarity, "Black as Night"

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Just a girl doing her best to write semi-entertaining whatnots. I'm a female brony, not a pegasister ...Get it right.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Hi, I'm British, and you're reading a bunch of stuff you don't really care about! Yay! Go easy on me, I'm still finding my way around.

A groovy mystery, gang.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I'm eighteen, I'm in OPP, I live the thug life, I smoke weed every day, I don't take shit from nobody, and I write fanfiction for a show about magical ponies.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

A fellow traveler...

okay now kiss!

space is a waste

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

What the hell is a pony?