You awake on the workbench of an unknown presence. Where are you, who are you and why are you here is anyone's guess. Just know you are at his mercy.

Peace Out.

I wanted this to be a send up of the grim dark torture genre.

If we couldn't use copyrighted material we couldn't write fan fiction, right?
Answer: Of course we could, We just have to tip toe around certain words and phrases. This is an example of such a fic. This is loosely based off of "Party of One."

Everyone is out of character or extremely warped.

This was written based on very ignorant understandings of how the SOPA/PIPA thing works.

I shouldn't have to explain who is who in this story.

Spike, Snips and Snails are hanging out with the CMC's on the farm. As Spike leaves to go home he takes a shortcut through the back 40 of Sweet Apple Acres he finds Scootaloo alone in the CMC tree house feeling miserable. The story focuses on a tale of two different types of orphan and how they find solace in each other.

That's right it's Scoots x Spike. If people complain that it's not their version of fanon or canon, then let's say it takes place on Equestria-789 in the multiverse.

The fics's pic will definitely change as make my own picture for the story.

Oh and special thanks goes to my good friend WinterTwister for helping me write this fic.

Hoity Toity wakes up in his lavish penthouse in Upper Manehattan and starts hearing voices in his head. However, turns out he isn't crazy. You see in an Alternate Universe an ultra bad ass human and king of Testosterone named Duke Nukem has just died from saving a bus full of orphans on the way to get heart transplants. It turns out his soul ends up in Equestria in the mind of Hoity Toity probably the most prissy and uppity stallion on the planet. He wakes up one day and little subtle changes start happening.

Join us as we meet the odd couple. A prissy and proper stallion and a macho sadistic narcissistic pervert share one mind. Will Duke change Hoity and help him get the attention of a certain fashion photographer or will Hoity teach Duke some things about himself and grow a little in the process.

Warning this has some strong language and Duke will spout off some homophobic slurs and f-bombs. So, if your easily offended this may not be for you.

Join Spike Drago, his assistant Applebloom and the annoying estate manager Hoity Toity as they solve mysteries and take down criminals in the paradise Island of Haywaii.

This takes in the future where we meet a 27 year old Spike. Everything is looking up for the star police officer,; He has a great job, wife and is debt free. Life is good, but fate don't like that. He loses everything only to end up on a tropical island with a new job thanks to a recommendation from The Pony of Pop. He'll meet new friends, connects with some old ones, makes some enemies and maybe, just maybe get the girl. Who knows?

Oh and the prissy and proper Hoity Toity is skilled at Breyzillian Jiu Jitsu meaning he can snap necks like pencils and choke out an Ursa Minor.

Loosely based on the show Magnum P.I and yes cars(powered by magic), alcohol, guns, and drugs exist in this version of Equestria.

The image is owned by Hasbro and was found on DA. I just used MS paint to making it vaguely resemble my story.

It's been years since we last left Ponyville and two immature colts named Snips and Snails had grown up to become even lazier immature young stallions. You'd never believe that they were destined to bring upon peace everlasting through the shear power of rock and roll and light medication. This is their story. The story of two best friends, time travel, drugs, rock and roll and a quest to save the future.

Authors note:
I plan on not following the movie 100 % More like 60%
I plan on introducing older versions of characters like the CMC�s, Peppermint Twist, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon and Pipsqueak as the school jock and of course the mane six.
There are OC's that only serve as historical figures like star swirl the bearded, parents, students and teachers.
I will also be mixing bits and pieces of other shows and movies as I see fit.
comments are appreciated and this is my first story so be harsh.
I hope if this goes over well, so I can make more movie and television parodies.