Yeah, I was listening to the radio one day, an I heard song "Camouflage" by country music star, Brad Paisley and the if the song were to irritate one pony, it'd be Rarity. So see what happens when a certain fashion obsessed unicorn meets a man with a song about a certain fabric pattern,

"It could be worse Rarity, it could be a song about green plaid flannel."

Enjoy.

As for my suggestion of creating a short story using a random blind-bag pony.

Join Bumblesweet through her day of pollinating Sweet Apple Acres and watch her fend off hungry bears.all while she drags along television show host and failed opera star Glitchy Hooves.

This is all done in a parody of Dirty Jobs with Glitchy Hooves as Mike Rowe.

If you guys have read any of my other stories then you'd see that I tend to put the cycloptic blue stallion in a position of a reporter of some kind..

This a short tale on how the little grey colt named Rumble as well as his older brother Thunderlane got their names.

The children of Ponyville are growing up and join us as we take a look at their lives five and ten years later from their stint as teenagers to their journey into adulthood. We begin a week before the best night ever for many hot headed teens...prom night.

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Five years later Spike, Scootaloo and their friends are now teenagers and are headed for prom.

Ten years later they're now young adults and a few of them are getting ready for the surprises that come with that transition.

Rated Teen for crass behavior, lewd conduct, minor adult situations and general what the f**kery.

This is what happened five and ten years down the road after the events of Stray Ardor and Something More.

*Also if anyone wants to make new cover art for this fic, I'm open to suggestions.

In the stories Stray Ardor and Something More, Its been hinted at what Rainbow Dash was doing, but never fully explained...till now. It all started with a well placed lightning strike to her head and the result was a torrent of secondary memories rushed forward.

Along the way she'll get help from Celestia and a certain draconequus.

You don't need to have read either stories to get this one as it works as both a companion piece and as a stand alone story.

Yes, this is inspired by My Little Dashie by ROBCakeran53.

After Opal goes too far eats Sweetie Belle's pet goldfish and with a crazy idea from Spike, the little unicorn filly may just get her revenge on the wicked feline.

Part 1 of the Spike kills your pets series.

It has a gore rating, but think of it as more PG rated, rather than a complete blood bath.

Cover Image inspired by the web comic: Goldfish Burial by Chaoticbrony:

We all saw that odd looking muscular stallion and most of us thought he looked like something ripped out of a certain 90's cartoon. Well...what if after the Ren and Stimpy show was canceled he got work on the set of Friendship is Magic. Here is his story.

This takes place in a universe where MLP: FIM is just a show and ponies and other creatures are actors.

If you like musical numbers there is a couple in here.

Blueblood has been searching for his perfect companion and he finds it in a wall eyed dragon named Crackle. This is the short tale of their relationship.

There's also a surprise alternative ending.

Warning this may or may not be a romantic troll fic, but regardless you might just get a laugh out of it.

I also sincerely apologize ahead of time for this fic.

Cover image and inspired by and from a madmax comic.

Somehow our internet has come into contact with net of Equestria and while hanging out Rainbow and Pinkie discover a certain fic. Are they gonna take it?

The short answer: No.

The long answer involves breaching the fourth wall and getting some much needed pay back. The story doesn't end at Cupcakes as the rest of the folks in Equestria discover their own personal and disturbing fics and pics. Twilight will go psycho and you can't escape a Big Mac attack in the later chapters.

This well be open to suggestion and if you think a fic should be included just mention a short plot summary and the character involved so I don't actually have to read the disgusting fic.

Pony Joe has decided to leave the hectic life of Canterlot and open another diner in Ponyville. When Twilight hears about this she couldn't be more ecstatic to have such an old friend come to town, maybe something more.

This story takes place during the end of my other fic Stray Ardor and continues from there.

Also I don't get why there's no Pony Joe character listening he's actually had more lines than most background characters and he has a real name.