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Handyman


I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

Jan
1st
2020

Happy New Year! · 12:12am Jan 1st, 2020

To all my wonderful readers. I hope you all have a good one wherever you are, and that fond fortunes find you forever more in your futures to come.

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Dec
24th
2019

Happy Christmas Everyone · 9:16pm Dec 24th, 2019

For all of you and yours. I hope you have a good and safe Christmas for all of you, and I hope you will all have a happy New Year. Thank you one and all for all the support you've given me over the years and for reading Bad Mondays, it's helped me learn a lot about being a writer, and I couldn't have achieved that without you putting up with my terrible spelling and my editors' tears for so long. I apologize again that I have not delivered anything for you this year in the form of new

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Oct
31st
2019

Happy Hollowe'en · 11:07pm Oct 31st, 2019

You Spooky Fucks!

Short update post just for today, no news, no shenanigans, I just wanted to wish you all a Happy Hollowe'en and a good All Saints Day tomorrow.

Sep
6th
2019

ITT: OP is a faggot · 6:41pm Sep 6th, 2019

Jun
5th
2019

Testing · 11:08pm Jun 5th, 2019

Still alive, just letting you guys know I'm not dead yet. Just been a rough year so far is all. No I dont have a subscribestar up, primarily because it requires me to link social media to it in order to get it up aaaaaaaand, I dont use social media. I'm practically a ghost in that regard. I do have a facebook but I dont use it, its just there so my family can link to me, and as bad as linking monetary services to an internet website is, I'd rather not link my social media presence to my money,

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Apr
4th
2019

An unusual request · 10:55pm Apr 4th, 2019

My editor JBL needs a bit of help from someone living in Arizona. Essentially JBL has decided to take his sadistic joy for correcting other people's English to where he'd actually be getting paid for it. He's completed his Teaching English to Speakers of Other Languages (TESOL) certificate with Arizona State University and is now qualified to be an ESL teacher. However, he needs someone who can get a copy of it notarized and apostilled in Arizona (as each state is responsible for their own

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Feb
14th
2019

Happy St. Valentine's Day, also additional news. · 7:37pm Feb 14th, 2019

Happy St.Valentine's day everyone, hope its been a good one for you all.

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Dec
25th
2018

Happy Christmas · 8:21pm Dec 25th, 2018

Happy Christmas to you all, and I hope you all have a fantastic New Years.

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Dec
21st
2018

Okay so I give, · 5:37pm Dec 21st, 2018

I am in the process of starting up a patreon, or rather I was. Enough of you have been badgering me to get it up so I figured I might as well get one started.

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Oct
27th
2018

Where I've been lately. · 2:00pm Oct 27th, 2018

In short: crippling depression, spiralling anxiety and a whirlwind of bullshit have kept me from talking to you all.

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