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The Tomorrow King.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

Mrrp

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Only mostly dead.

I used to be god, but then I took an bullet to the shin...

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Just your average brony who enjoys writing stories.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

Caffeine's not even a drug and I still have a problem.

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