Soooooo... I feel like I owe you guys an explanation for why the next chapter for "JAWS" is taking so long. I'd hoped to finish it up sooner, but - to paraphrase Dr. Malcom - life finds a way... to mess up your plans.

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Hey, how are you guys?

Well, tomorrow's Christmas... I still can't believe it. This year went by so fast! But, I'm going to take full advantage of my days off by hanging out with my closest friends and family, chowing on some good grub, watching Christmas specials, and even reading some festive fanfics! Now that I think about it, a glass of scotch or tequila with a good cigar would hit the spot... putting it on the 'to-do' list.

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Wow, so even with the new chapter for 'JAWS in Equestria' out, 'Shenanigans with Cater-Pie' is still my most viewed story (at the time of this post, at least.)

What's up with that?

Hello, everyone!

Well, it's that time of year again. 2014 is sure going fast, isn't it? I just wanted to say a couple of things.

Firstly, I wish each and every one of you a Happy Thanksgiving! May you and your loved ones enjoy each others company, maybe a little football, and - of course - lots of good grub.

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Hey everybody!

It's been awhile ain't it? I apologize for the delay of the next chapter of 'JAWS in Equestria.' Things have been a bit hectic of late, but I've finally settled back into a decent schedule at work, which should allow me more time to work on it. Rest assured, the new chapter is in the works and I hope to have it posted soon. Again, I am sorry about the delay.

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Hey, everyone!

Just giving you guys a quick update, since I haven't posted anything for awhile. I've started on the next chapter of 'JAWS in Equestria' and am about halfway done with it. Once I finish writing it, I'll need to give it a once over or two, but you can expect it to be published by the end of this week. Hopefully, it will have been worth the wait, the last thing I want to do is scare people away with my atrocious writing!

Anywho, I hope you all have a great week! Cheers!

I stand upon the brink, the waves crashing below me as the wind blows against my body.

I close my eyes and breathe in, slowly and steadily.

The night will be here soon, but I just want to stare into the loveliness that is the golden, lavender streaked sunset before me.

Time is so precious, yet we cannot linger to enjoy it. "I have to go to work, I have to pay the bills, I have to buy groceries, I have to sleep so I can do it all over again."

Eat. Sleep. Work. Pay.

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Welp, 'ello again all you lovely ladies n' gents!

It's been an interesting couple of weeks since I put up 'JAWS in Equestria!' For everyone who's (hopefully) enjoying that story, a new chapter is up. Yay!

I also attained a few more Mindless Ones - I mean followers! Uh... yeah, followers! I meant to say followers... *awkward laughter*

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Howdy, all you awesome possums!

First of all, I'd like to thank everyone who's enjoying 'JAWS in Equestria' so far, in addition to the brave souls who decided to follow me today (you know who you are!) I'll update this story as often as possible, in between the others I'm working on.

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YEAH! Three hundred total story views! Am I too excited about this? You'd better believe it!

Thanks guys, I love you. Have some Spartans!

That is all.