Retired

I write terrible fan fiction and I'm generally a terrible person; you only think I'm joking...

Hi. I'm just some guy, you know.

"Uh... What did you say?" "I said your wife is dead." The tax collector says, "I came to burn your house and dance on her corpse." I give this some thought, "...Okay! Right this way..."

j'ai ete desole, mais je suis deteste Mon Petit Poney.

Your friendly neighborhood disaster lesbian at your service. I write pony words and squee over my ships.

I'm Australian, a dragon fan, and I like to shot things in video games. If that's not a short description of me then I don't know what is.

Stories. Ponies. That's all. If you like my stuff, please follow! <3

All the world is indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers, and portrayers; each anothers audience outside the gilded cage.

The chance that someone shares the same fucked up mind, same perversion, and same interests as me is so rare, that I'm actually using the internet to talk to the other people as desperate as me. - M

I'm a relatively mentally stable person with a penchant for high drama stories with attempts at high action pieces justaposed with some comedy, meaning that I like action, a good story and out of spa-

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively. But, if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday.

I'm a fantasy enthusiast who loves to write, and I'm aiming to be a professional fantasy writer eventually. I love to help out other authors when I can. Feel free to PM me or drop by and say 'hi'.

Loves to read and write, I decided to try writing fanfiction after a long hiatus thanks to ponies

A whisper in the wind, smoke from a long gone fire.

"The world is a looking-glass, and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face." - William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair. Admin of LGBT, somewhat obsessed with Crash Bandicoot.

Just a simple guy who likes to find a shining light, even in the darkest of places.

Story lover, pony enthusiast, blocked writer, video game player, Celestia follower, Trixie admirer, Sunset stalker and, above all... biggest "Twilight is best pony"-er.

Just a plain user here with a penchant for stories, roleplay, computers, and SCIENCE. Also looking into writing my own stories too! Just as soon as I fix my horrendous English... Oh, and I do art too.

"To become who you are meant to be. You must first accept your flaws, then make them into your strengths; only then, can you fully be who you are meant to be"

I do this just for fun -- but sometimes I take myself a little too seriously. I know life's too short, but -- you know...

I cook my chicken skin side down to make sure I only judge it by the content of its character.

Be the villain you were meant to be

Admin of Straight Shipping and SpikeDash among others. I write half-stories.

Yea, I'm a writer and I occasionally freelance as an editor or collaborator.

Average Brony. Average everything really. Sarcastic, sardonic, slightly sadistic. Lover of ponies and alliteration, hater of people, and giver of no shits. Reader/reviewer of stories, fan of Discord.

"It is beautiful, it is endless, it is full and yet seems empty."

Perpetual optimist.

I like to pretend that I know what I'm doing.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

Commentor & Proofreader. Haven't written my own story...yet. Maybe one day.

Just your average, everyday, ordinary author pony

Aka Dr Massey, Paradox, Tiff the Cliff, Cannon Ninja. Rule Britannia!

"What, you egg?" He stabs him.

We writers do not speak. We do not hear. We have no songs. We have no pictures. We only have scripture. From words we bring images. From words we bring emotion. From words we bring life.

Just a pony fan that loves the series. I mainly like shipping stories, crossovers, and some good old fashioned comedy. I also don't mind OC's as long as they're written well.

A nerd who thought it would be cool to, with the help of a few equally insane buddies adapt the entire Marvel Universe (with some DC Comics thrown in for kicks) with My Little Pony...wish me luck

Coffe a day, keeps the world around me grey.

What is a pony? But a miserable pile of secrets.

Hello, readers, I'm Avalon. Being a semi-successful FanFiction writer made me decided to bring my pony stories onto here, so that I can widen my audience. So read, and please, enjoy.

The window through which we perceive life is what defines our experience of it. We are only aware of a small fraction of what our senses pick up. We can all choose how we see the world.