Gonna try this whole writing thing again.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

So long and thanks for all the fics!

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Former pony writer, slightly unhinged whatever.