coffee. desk. beat on repeat. and then i bang my head against the keyboard a lot, like don music from the muppets.

I actually am a scientist!

Among the living on a trial basis.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

I travel space and time, searching for perfection, for safety, and for purpose. I may never find it, and I may get lost, but the important part is the journey, not the destination. Enjoy it or remiss.

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

"We are all born mad. Some remain so." -Estragon, Waiting for Godot

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

Done.

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

What the hell is a pony?

Random PMs about anything or nothing are always welcome. :3

I'm a fantasy enthusiast who loves to write, and I'm aiming to be a professional fantasy writer eventually. I love to help out other authors when I can. Feel free to PM me or drop by and say 'hi'.

A pretend penmonkey--the pauper of the pages--with a penchant for the preposterous but perhaps a thin sliver of potential. Please, peruse my parables; you may, perchance, prefer them.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

I'm a crazy author-- but then again, what author isn't? I am into all things fandom, especially pony. I also love history, which is why I'm writing this crazy Apollo 11 thing.

I write, I draw, and both tend to be a bit grimdark. Hopefully writing ponies will mitigate that somewhat.

Stay awhile, and listen.

Writer. Editor. Spaceman.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

Prowling with preposterous pretentiousness we permit petting of precious ponies

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

"Writers are vain, selfish and lazy." ~George Orwell

The man without a plan.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Tender is the night for a broken heart, who will dry your eyes when it falls apart?

time is a crime

Deadhorse.

irresistible

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.