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space is a waste

Too much to write; too little time

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

Nuts.

A clopfic author.

Can't write scenes either.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

I write like once a year.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

No longer relevant.

I write romance. Sometimes it's bearable!

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Done.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

Writer. Editor. Spaceman.

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

Suggest who you want to see next in the Heartwarming moment series in my Blog.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

Something-something horse narrations.

I am Midnight

Made from 100% potato.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5