I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

"Through darkened skies and malevolent eyes, my journey never dies"-Skaltrox Orthuris: Knight of Defiance

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Did you think Pinkie had only two voices in her head? I'm the one they wont show on a children's show... Not affiliated with Kinkie Pie of Tumblr, or PynkyPie of Ponybooru!

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

You ever wonder why we're here?