I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

LOVE ME.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Thank you to all who serve, and all who have served.